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on : Thursday, 16 Feb, 2012

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Aggressive and funny Notes.

People write all kind of stuff to make people do or stop doing something…

Sometimes the notes turn out to be very funny…

Like these ones, for example…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Your morning sex woke me up. Keep it down, or I will continue to let all your neighbors know you’re a groaner in bed.

With love, your neighbour…

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Hi !

I adopted a cat in November. Tried to maintain it on a vegan diet, but all the vets I saw say this is bad.

I’ve decided I want to give it up and get a bunny.

I posted a status on FB advertising it for adoption and no one responded. Really don’t want it around me anymore. Since you have a primiti…

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