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Here are a collection of funny pictures of toilets in unusual locations.
Some funny toilet pictures, potty humor pics, washroom comedy photos, bathroom cartoons, urinal comic strips …
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet to pee and neglected to notice that the seat was up.
When she sat, she kept going!
She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried desperately to free her.
In this process, they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left her naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently visible between her splayed legs.
Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem.
When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.
Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he could think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife’s exposed privates.
The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:
“Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi’s a goner.”
I’m in a bar, having a few drinks, when I realize I gotta take a leak. So I go into one of the restroom stalls, and moments later, the guy in the next stall, says “Hi. How’s it going?” So, I go “Uhhh, all right.” A couple of seconds later he says, “What are ya doing tonight?” So, naturally I replied, “Just having’ a couple of beers, and then I’m going home.” The next thing he says is, “Listen, I’ll call you back later. There’s an idiot in the next stall, answering everything I say.” An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. “White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper,” says the Indian. “How much is it?” “$1.00 a roll,” the clerk replies. “That seems pretty expensive,” responds the Indian. “What about the others?” “Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll.” The Indian doesn’t have much money so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. “I have a name for the no name toilet paper,” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.” “Why?” asks the confused clerk. “Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, “You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.” He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn’t resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have nice things like this. Anticipating great pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, He pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. What happened?” he exclaimed. “You pushed too many buttons,” replied the nurse. “The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.” Men Never Listen.