Jokes, women, men and possibly funny politicians
Jokes.
What do you call a politician who doesn’t lie? Retired. Well said, but in order not to be suspicious and too political, I will allow myself to joke in moderation.
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Why did the politician go to the bakery? Because they heard they were giving out free rolls!
How do politicians greet each other? With campaign-style handshakes and lots of smiles, of course!
Why did the politician take up gardening? Because they wanted to show that they can really “root” for the people!
What’s a politician’s favorite type of math? “Poll”itics!
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the rally? In case they needed to play the “political” card!
Politics can be a sensitive topic, so it’s important to approach humor with respect and understanding.
If it’s harmful to joke about politics, then relationships come in handy!
Jokes about the relationship between a woman and a man.
Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
What’s the difference between a man and a shopping cart? One is empty and shallow, and the other carries groceries.
Why did the woman bring a map to bed? Because she wanted to find the “G-spot”!
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What’s the best way to get a man to do something? Suggest he’s too old for it!
Why do women make great detectives? Because they can remember every little detail… except the last time they were wrong.
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said, “concentrate”!
Why do women need more sleep than men? Because they have to do twice as much talking during the day!
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and complain.
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